It had been a long day. We were set up in
the outskirts of Melton in a small place called Bacchus Marsh. There, we
were being hosted by a scout group that was madly fundraising for a USA
tour. Lovely bunch - but still, I get off topic..
It
was raining. (Surprise, surprise) So far our trip to Victoria had shown
us nothing but wind, rain and a loot of crazy city driving. It must have
been quite late as we pulled back into town. The deserted streets and
darkened windows of the restaurants taunted us with their "closed"
signs. - Even the supermarket was shut. We were, it seemed to be denied
all hope of dinner.
We came around a corner, about to
head home to the lot when we spied a little sign, flickering in the
rain. "Mario's Pizza" We were saved!
The three of us piled out of the
car and danced through the persistent and heavy raindrops and into the dry comfort
of the little pizzeria.
A burley man sat in the corner,
curly moustache and a crinkled face. He heaved himself to standing from
his window seat and waddled cautiously over to the counter. "What are
you doing here?" He asked us.
The three of us looked at each other, not quite sure what to make of
this - It soon became apparent that the town didn't see too many
outsiders. We explained that we were with the circus and that we wanted
some pizzas, at which point he looked at us, almost as confused as we
were. He reluctantly took our orders and began to enthusiastically rant
about pizza.
He eyed us up and down, Kerry first. 'You
look like a funny character' he said, "Is he a funny one?" He asked us,
nodding at Kerry. "Funny circus man, HAHA! Yes, he's a funny one, yes?
You need a funny name!" He paused "I think your name should be Gretch!
Do ya like that? mm? Gretch, yes"
Kerry thought on this for a moment, politely wondering what to make of this chortling pizza man.
He went back to his pizza for a moment before turning to Luke and I. It was our turn for new names: Ruben and Cynthia.
The boys had a bit of a giggle over
these ones, but before Mario could get too excited about our new
names, he remembered something important; The pizzas.
-He was so busy re naming us all that he forgot that we had pizzas in the oven and burned them.
He
pulled them all out with an emphatic raising of the arms "ooh Mario! He
said " The pizza!, *mumble mumble. Oh no, Mario!"
Thankfully dinner was salvageable and soon we left our new, excitable friend to his pizzaria.
We dashed our food back out to the car and
waved good bye to Mario - He walked us out and waddled back inside. The flickering light above the door continued to blink, the outline of the pizza man rejoined the dim window, and we returned to the familiarities of our caravans.